Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Badlands

 A weekday hike in the Anza / Borrego Desert to Palm Canyon.
 The bread crumb trail to the oasis.
 The riches of Palm Canyon.
 Up the hamster bridge...
 I brought my dawgs Jordon and Carl along for trail companionship.
 My pops rewards his feet for their hard work.
 I found a nice flat rock and made like a lizard and lounged.
 The view down trail.
Great, another reflection photo. Teetering on outside the box...
Some cacti and Ocotillo along the trail.
Onward to Arroyo Tapiado to explore the mud caves.
 Some Indiana Jones look'n shit.
 This place had an other worldly vibe. I though a Tusken Raider was gonna pop out for sure.
 The arroyo where we camped was devoid of any wildlife and eerily quiet except for the low flying military helicopters.
 Mr. Clawmanner was tending to the fire and honoring the Hager way.
Beers cracked, chips dipped, constellations admired, pallets burned and the fire was poked till midnight.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Years Best Am

Congratulations Elijah Berle on the Years Best Am!
Coffin, the good kind.
Don't Look Back.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

London Calling, Don't Answer!

"Yeah, whats the weather like in the Matrix?"
I get off by logging on.
This is the only guy in the world who still uses Askjeeves.com
 With mommy distracted with a text, baby goes right for the Goldfish stash in her purse.
"Babe help me up, I wanna ride the lion."
"What? hold on."
"You got it, keep kicking"
100% distracted
1st world problem.
"My auto correct keeps changing 'cheerio' to Cheerios."

Friday, January 13, 2012

Steady Eye, Shakey Hand

The Lutherans - "Which one of us is more buff?"
Nipple ring included. Small dog and convertible sold separately.
I Love Skater Boys shirt.
Even the truck is a douche bag.
 "Chu like da Raiders?"
Dan Lu. Tempted by the fruit-boot of another...

Monday, January 2, 2012

Turn on, Tune in, Log Off

 Finger on the pulse...and the brakes.
 Allow my bikini body to lure you into our tasteful dining establishment where you will smell like fried food for the rest of the day.
 Me and a couple of red-tailed hawks were eyeballing this handsome little guy.
Please turn your parenting button to the off position.

P.S.  Check out my interview over at Paradigm Magazine and buy some prints.