"Yeah, whats the weather like in the Matrix?"
I get off by logging on.
This is the only guy in the world who still uses Askjeeves.com
With mommy distracted with a text, baby goes right for the Goldfish stash in her purse.
"Babe help me up, I wanna ride the lion."
"What? hold on."
"You got it, keep kicking"
1st world problem.
"My auto correct keeps changing 'cheerio' to Cheerios."