Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Advanced Mediocre

Stopped at a fair in Pacific Palisades. Turned out to be a fair for infants.
"...a center for ants!?"
A Jacaranda is a beautiful tree. But don't park under one, its sap will engulf your car.
Matt B inhales to that.
These girls came to Cherry park from San Francisco to film a 'art video' of people falling on their sk8erboardz. But really I think they we're trying to corral some hot skater ass with their mink scarfs and lacy tops.

Monday, June 28, 2010

It Takes All Kinds

Urban Vaquero
22 Freeway, carrying the load.
The beautiful people gracing the Santa Monica Boardwalk.
I watched the seagull bum a cigarette next.
 Nick hucks an unmentionable down the triple set while Dave Hoang captures the moment.
"Teacher! Why is the long boarder treated different from the other skaters?"
Chris feeds his bandaged face.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Brainchild

GUNS!!!! Hooray!!!!
This girl was doing some of her own shooting.
"...that was kinda sketchy babe, toe drag. It's not going in your part."
Dan Lu had a laugh but reminded me not to harsh out his personal filmer.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Most Cooling

For all you wallflowers out there, stay seated.
Psssst, no one is looking, you deserve this.
atta'baby.
New York City, Summer '09

Monday, June 21, 2010

Just a Prick

Daily injections from Ashley's lola.
She is glad those days are long gone.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Flavor Architect

"Look! Over there, they are giving away energy drinks and fun low-fat snack options, Horray!"
"Every item on the menu disagrees with my diet and I lost count of my calories."
"Mmm, just gonna throat bite this tendril of chicken right here."

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Island Style

It was a sold out Friday on the Jet Cat to Catalina. Had to sit outside with all the other peons, bumming.
 Heard that.
The girl next to me barfed. Think of the smell of goldfish crackers with Parmesan cheese. 
 Things got a little heavy to handle, had to put the barf gloves on.
Ed and Deanna scooped us up and it was all smiles from there on.
Thought this little guy was a goner, upon closer inspection he was just relaxing. 
S'going on?
 The sea was chock full of action.
The seals were reaping all the benefits.
Stopped by frog rock to pay homage. It was at low tide so the water was only 5 feet were you land. Had to man up and borrow Ed's Teva sandals for the rocky impact.
 
Next thing I know, we're terrorizing the streets in our rented golf cart. The Tempster was dropping some heavy facts along the way.
Scoped the skate park and hit the bank, of course.
 We hit the slopes after that. 
"Over there beyond the dock is Lovers Cove, and that shrub to the right of us is called a Catalina Manzanita"
Ashley couldn't resist the lure of the blooming Bougainvillea.
We stopped to check the newly installed Zip Line.
Looks like you'd be scorching down that canyon.
Some hippie tried to give us flowers. 
Pffff.
 We ended the day with some skeeball at the arcade, earned mad tickets!
 So long!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

In the Pines

Another Irish Spring advertisement rejection that Griffin and I shot a while back.
Hager brothers do a blasphemous pull up.
How the universe was made.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Animal Friends!

Aww! nuzzle...nuzzle
Go back to Canada you Geese hosers!
The tail gate party right before the lions game.
Ashley befriends an ungulate hybrid.