Leashed, Bagged and Childproofed

A bag of what? Any guesses?

Childproofed windows only allow freedom for fingers nowdays.

Horizontal baby bungee.

I was lurking these people pretty hard waiting for them to cross paths with another lady that had a small dog on a leash but to no avail.

"Put me on your blog!" Some dudes in Norco said.

I deliver.