I watched this man on a mountain bike, companion in basket, J-skid to a stop, rip his cell phone out of his hip-holster and start firing away. All for what, a Peruvian flute ensemble?
"Dude, do you ever like... wonder how magnets work?"
"OMG! So and So looks so gorgeous! I'm gonna post this on my Facebook so everyone knows I was there. Jealous?"
"This inhale is for the kids"
This itch has been avoiding a scratch for way too long.