Friday, September 10, 2010

You are the Goose to my Maverick.

I found the loneliest man at the OC Fair.
Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea, right?
This man had his $9 beer and his mock-turtleneck keeping him company.
"I pay top dollar for that extra inch on my collar, keeps my neck jowl intact."
This young lady was applying that thin liner around the perimeter of her lips, making her lips look like a butthole.
14 out of 21 Asians prefer a peace sign and only 3 give a thumbs up.

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