"Ahh summer, look at all the beautiful beach goers, low cut bikinis and bronzed bodies....god I'm lonely"
"Get that chin above the bar maggot! I wanna see that sea turtle tattoo on your stomach dance!"
"Its called sagging Mom! Gosh, you don't get it do you?"
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"Mmmm, just shaved everything. Gonna throw on some wrist protection and blade the boardwalk while babes beam at my bodacious senior bod."
"No shirt, check!, Sparkling water, check!, Serpent flair, check!, Now all's I gotta do is light up this grit.......(Cough, Cough) text me babe!!!
really good use of alliteration for picture 4. A+
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