Last Labor day weekend Union and Confederate camps popped up in Huntington Beach.
Tiaras and chihuahuas were traded in for bonnets and parasols.
The bird nerds didn't seem to notice anything different going on.
"Oh god, a yellow-bellied warbler!"
We showed up late on the last day of the reenactment so people were quick to strip from their burlap garb.
"Now that the war is over I can wipe my ass with some comfy 1 ply."
Sticks and stones may break my bones but a musket will kill me.
Lincoln was a sport and posed for photos.
"Stand back! That man is wielding the devils rectangle!"
We salute you for the photo sir.
"Now if I can only remember where I parked...
Has anyone seen my Lincoln town-car?"
More like civil bore....
Samuel L. "Stonewall" Jackson