The New Normal

Pralines and cream and a wet dream.

 The chocolate bear has been waiting all day for some unsuspecting ass fondling.

"Lets go over there and smoke weed."

The new normal.

From a skateboarders perspective there are multiple offenses occurring in this photo.

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NOTE: This was shot on E100 slide film pushed two stops then left in my car's cupholder for two weeks to roast. Bad mistake! Now it just looks like its from a disposable camera.

A lot of this, a little of that.

 Cowboy CrossFit...KOBE!

 The modern classic.

Tighten up that rotation and you might go podium in London.

 "Woa, army men huh?"

"Yeah, they're for my model of the California Mission I'm building."

Alex Perelson

Cuates will be playing on Thursday, July 26 9:00p at the Hemlock Tavern, San Francisco, CA

"Bro, we rocked. Now lets embrace."

"No one embraces without me!"

Josh will also be playing with Cuates up in SF. Go check 'em out!

9 Times out of 10

 Where are they now? Goonies addition. Mama Fratelli.

 Ashley was "thinking about turquoise, thinking about gold, thinking about diamonds and the worlds biggest necklace."

Mr. Tom Karangelov drinks 3 soft drinks a day to maintain his chiseled Greek features.

Starbucks, the prefect place to bring your novelty sized dog and read 50 Shades of Grey.

These religious zeal-outs slip on their Jesus sandals and head for the coast to karaoke for Christ.