Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Clouded Thoughts In A Brainstorm

"Dear Facebook, please allow me to access my daughter's page."
"I asked for some youthful accent coloring and all I got was this stupid headache."
Like you've seen a bum texting dude?
Its hard to take anything serious on April Fools' day.
Window lurking, its like I wasn't even there.
Dusting the crops of the San Joaquin Valley.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Like A Bird That Flew

This girl took over motherly responsibilities when these 3 week old kittens were abandoned.
"Nothing can stop me."
Mussel tugging.
A teen releases some pent up mischief the only way he knows how.
"Take that internet god, that's for deactivating my Xbox Live account!"
This albino pony boy doffs his hat toward a rivaling gang of Brazilian street performers.
"Kudos on that 5 person front flip!"

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Where Pavement Turns to Snow

"How many energy drinks have you had today sir?"
Laguna Hills, full of sign wavers and old people.
This dandy duck gets a helping hand from his stocking stuffing bro.
Jordon goes backside with a disk boneless. 
"Thought about this trick all summer..."
Sadie encourages Ladybug to have a romp in the snow.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Long Beach's Upper Upper Inner Inner

Drew's goose down sheild is no match for Collins terry cloth tip.
After Collin hucked this 180 over the chain the lady driving the Hummer pulled over and wanted to shoot portraits of him. Her business card contained several pictures of babies bottoms. Think Anne Geddes meets Terry Richardson.
 This passerby got all  "cool mom" on us and pulled out a trick she learned back when she was "one of the guys." Back'n it.

Monday, April 4, 2011

The Rez

Clayton aims for some sky...
While others check in with the latest viral sensation.
 Kyle and Jeff reload the beer and ammunition.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Sandy Diaper

A recent compilation of pouting beach brats.
"Harumph! I miss my freaking Xbox"
I'm not sure if this child is upset about his team not making the playoffs or if its some sibling dispute. I have no clue about either subject.
This over-sized infant put on quite a performance, as you can see by all the turned heads. Ive never seen anything quite like it. He begged with blood curdling screams to go into the water before they left and even had permission to do so but the twerp was so paralyzed with diaper rage he couldn't even drag himself into the ocean.