Turn on, Tune in, Log Off

 Finger on the pulse...and the brakes.

 Allow my bikini body to lure you into our tasteful dining establishment where you will smell like fried food for the rest of the day.

 Me and a couple of red-tailed hawks were eyeballing this handsome little guy.

Please turn your parenting button to the off position.

P.S.  Check out my interview over at Paradigm Magazine and buy some prints.